{Dr. Feelbad}//Gregory House

[Dr. Gregory House]

Gregory House M.D.

Do I stress you out?
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say how appropriate
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
But I can't help it
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
If only I could hunt the hunter

Waking Up At The Start Of The End Of The World

+Let's See How Far We've Come=Like Family
+Said Where You Going Man, You Know This World Is Headed For Hell=Partners In Crime
+I Think You Turn, Turn The Clock, But I Really Don't Know=Best Friend
+I Started Running But There's No Where To Run To=Close Friend
+But I Believe The World Is Burning To The Ground=Friend
+Oh Well, I Guess We're Gonna Find Out=Circle of Trust
+It Was Cool Cool, It Was Just So Cool=Party Buddy
+The Cars Are Moving About A Half A Mile An Hour And I=Drinking Buddy
+Started Staring At The Passengers And Waving Goodbye=Acquaintance
+Say Your Goodbyes If You Got Someone To Say Goodbye To=Childhood Friend
+Now It's Over For Me And It's Over For You=Friend of a Friend
+And I Can't Remember Caring For An Hour Or So=Enemies Turned Friends
+But It's Feeling Just Like Every Other Morning Before=Friends With Benefits
+Oh Well, I Guess We're Gonna Pretend=Fake Friends
+Sat Down On The Street, Took A Look At Myself=Looks Up To Me
+Yeah, I Believe It All Is Coming To An End=Looks Up To You
+Let's See How Far We've Come, Let's See How Far We've Come=Respect (If not mutual, who?)
+Now I Wonder What My Life Is Gonna Mean If It's Gone=Idolization (Who?)
+There's No One In The Corner=Protects You
+And There's No One At Home=Protects Me
+Can You Tell Me What Was Ever Really Special About Me All This Time?=Mentor (Who?)[/left]

So Call It Quits, Or Get A Grip

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+I'll Be A Brand New Day In The Life That You Hate=One Night Stand
+You Are The Second Hand Smoke=Lust
+Pale White Like The Skin Stretched Over Your Bones=Sexual Tension
+Say You Wanted A Solution, You Just Wanted To Be Missed=Ex, Bad Terms
+And It Hurts A Whole Lot But It's Missed When It's Gone=Ex, Good Terms
+I'm Glad That You Can Forgive Only Hoping As Time Goes You Can Forget=Hasn't Let Go
+And You Can Tell Me How Vile I Already Know That I Am=Souring Relationship
+Holding Onto Yourself The Best You Can=Just For Sex
+You Are The Smell Before Rain=Possible Relationship
+You Are The Blood In My Veins=Eventual Relationship
+A Crown Of Gold, A Heart That's Harder Than Stone=Crush On Me
+I'll Grow Old, Start Acting My Age=Crush On You
+Call Me A Safe Bet, I'm Betting I'm Not=Unrequited
+I Hope You Find Out What You Want, I Already Know What I Am=Mutual Crush
+Every Picture You Paint, I Will Paint Myself Out=Denial
+If You Keep To Yourself I'll Keep Out Of Your Way=Secret Lovers
+When I Sneak To Your Bed To Pour Salt In Your Wounds=Flirting
+Standing Trial For Your Sins=Fling
+A Heart That's Harder Than Stone=Dating
+You Are So Fragile And Thin=Hardcore
+Spring Brings You Ever Close=Engaged
+You Are Calm And Reposed, Let Your Beauty Unfold=Married
+Pale White Like The Skin Stretched Over Your Bones=Final
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This Life Is Full Of Hurt When Happiness Doesn't Work

+Trust Me I've Got A Plan=Tolerance
+I Know You'll Thank Me Later=Annoyance
+You're Sick Of Feeling Numb, You're Not The Only One=Distrust (If not mutual, who?)
+I Know I Know I Know That You're Wounded=Tension
+I Should Have Thought It Could Be So Much Better=Envy
+The First Time You Screamed At Me, I Should Have Made You Leave=Disgust
+When The Lights Go Off You Will Understand=Rivalry (Friendly)
+Can't Get Enough, Pain, I Like It Rough=Rivalry (Bitter)
+And Now You're Gone Forever=Hurt You
+Anger And Agony Are Better Than Misery=Hurt Me
+Not Lying Or Denying That I Feel So Much Better Now That You're Gone Forever=Fear You
+And In This World Around Me, I'm Glad You Disappeared=Fear Me
+Now Things Are Coming Clear And I Don't Need You Here=Friends Turned Enemies
+Until Morning Comes I'll Forget About Our Life=Mutual Dislike
+Because I Rather Feel Pain Than Nothing At All=One-sided Dislike (Who?)
+Don't Know What Went Wrong, Feels Like A Hundred Years=Hatred
+So I'll Stay Up All Night With These Bloodshot Eyes=Deep Hatred
+I Hope I Made You See That I'm Gone Forever="Go Get Hit By A Bus" Hatred[/right][/size]

Someone Call The Doctor, Got A Case Of Love Bipolar

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+Now You're Just Plain Boring=Never Met
+I Should Know That You're No Good For Me=Heard of You/Me
+It's Black And It's White=Mother
+You Always Speak Cryptically, I Should Know=Father
+Stuck On This Roller Coaster, Can't Get Off This Ride=Complicated
+You Change Your Mind Like A Girl Changes Clothes=Other (Please specify) [/center][/size]

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This relationship bio was done by the great admin, Gregory House. Steal it and I will beat you to death with my cane. No kidding. Image is copyright to its rightful owners as are the lyrics. Lyrics belong to Alanis Morrisette (All I Really Want), Matchbox 20 (How Far We've Come), Brand New (The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot), Three Days Grace (Pain/Gone Forever), and Katy Perry (Hot 'N Cold).

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[Dr. Gregory House]

The List

Panties

Name: Amber Volakis
But Just Call Me: Amber, Cutthroat Bitch
Pills Popped: Thirty Two
Occupation: Doctor
Also Known As: Anne Dudek
Relationships: +I Know You'll Thank Me Later=Annoyance
+Can't Get Enough, Pain, I Like It Rough=Rivalry (Bitter)
+Until Morning Comes I'll Forget About Our Life=Mutual Dislike
+So I'll Stay Up All Night With These Bloodshot Eyes=Deep Hatred
+I Hope I Made You See That I'm Gone Forever="Go Get Hit By A Bus" Hatred
What Amber Says About Me: "Ha. I shouldn't even waste my time talking about the hundreds of reasons why I dislike House. And I'm sure I would use a whole lot of inappropriate words if I tried, so I'll just keep this very simple: I hate him, he hates me, end of story. And okay, he is ridiculously clever. Anyways, so what? He is rude and always bugs everyone, and he underestimated me. He shouldn’t have fired me. Oh no, he really shouldn’t have fired me. I'm not sure how Wilson can be friends with him. Personally, I can't spend thirty seconds in the same room with House anymore."
What I Say About Amber: "There's a reason why I dubbed her 'Cutthroat Bitch'. She's absolutely ruthless and doesn't give a crap about anyone but herself. That's one of the reasons why I fired her. That kind of personality is probably going to get her places anywhere but with me. If you can't accept that you're wrong, it's just going to be a pain in the ass."
Link to profile: odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=relationships&thread=89&page=1


Name:Alexandria Marie Young
But Just Call Me: Alex
Pills Popped:Thirty Six
Occupation: Board Chairman
Also Known As: Megan Fox
Relationships:
+Let's See How Far We've Come, Let's See How Far We've Come=Respect (House)
+Pale White Like The Skin Stretched Over Your Bones=Sexual Tension
+Trust Me I've Got A Plan=Tolerance
+You're Sick Of Feeling Numb, You're Not The Only One=Distrust (Mutual)
+I Know I Know I Know That You're Wounded=Tension
+I Should Have Thought It Could Be So Much Better=Envy
+The First Time You Screamed At Me, I Should Have Made You Leave=Disgust
+Can't Get Enough, Pain, I Like It Rough=Rivalry (Bitter)
+And In This World Around Me, I'm Glad You Disappeared=Fear Me
+Until Morning Comes I'll Forget About Our Life=Mutual Dislike

What Alex Says About Me:"There are very few men I like. Dr. House is no exception. All those stupid sexual references are annoying and he's far too stubborn for his own good. Or for my good, for that matter. I can't trust him, whatever he does or says it's for his own interest, it seems. Alright, so he's bloody brilliant and just good at this game. That only makes matters worse! Even though he's a cripple I'm still afraid of him. Well, I suppose as long as I can have the upper hand everything will work out in my favor. And that's what matters."
What I Say About Alex:"Great. Another billionaire looking for self-satisfaction to try to jump down my throat. At least this one has something to keep my attention once in a while. Well, two things actually. Still, she needs to get over herself. She feels the need to have people right under her thumb just so she doesn't feel helpless. You can see it right in the way she looks at me, or anyone for that matter. If she thinks she's going to win that game with everyone she bumps into, she's got another thing coming."
(OOC: Wow, my muse is dead. XP)
Link to profile:odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=accepted&action=display&thread=62


Name:Nikole Mae Ross
But Just Call Me: Nik
Pills Popped:Twenty
Occupation:Patient
Also Known As:Michelle Trachtenberg
Relationships:+Started Staring At The Passengers And Waving Goodbye=Acquaintance
+Trust Me I've Got A Plan=Tolerance
+I Know You'll Thank Me Later=Annoyance
+You Change Your Mind Like A Girl Changes Clothes=Other (Unsure of)
What Nik Says About Me:"I...don't know. Odd response to an opinion, right? Though I'm sure Dr. House has that affect on others. On the one hand every time he says something I want to hit him. Or beat him with his own cane, which ever is more amusing. On the other he's trying to save my life. Kind of. So I should not not like him? At least he's interesting, I'll give them that. Probably on purpose, but still interesting. People normally don't surprise me much any more. He does. That's more than anyone can say."
What I Say About Nik:"Somehow, she managed to change my opinion of her at least three times within five minutes. That may actually be a record. She went from annoying drug-fiend, to just annoying, to an interesting case. It's about as interesting as clinic duty gets. At least I can thank her for keeping me away from some idiot teen trying to get some birth control behind their parents' backs. Still, it'd make diagnosing her a hell of a lot easier if she'd just shut up and go along with everything."
Link to profile:odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=accepted&action=display&thread=21


Name: Samin Edogawa
But Just Call Me: Sami, Klutz, Edogawa, idiot
Pills Popped: 25
Occupation: Doctor
Also Known As: Unknown Stock person
Relationships:
+You Are The Second Hand Smoke=Lust
+Pale White Like The Skin Stretched Over Your Bones=Sexual Tension
+Holding Onto Yourself The Best You Can=Just For Sex
+You Are The Smell Before Rain=Possible Relationship
+A Crown Of Gold, A Heart That's Harder Than Stone=Crush On Me
+Every Picture You Paint, I Will Paint Myself Out=Denial
What Samin Says About Me:"I don't know what I like about Dr. House. Maybe his sense of humor? He's just so brilliant, handles the cases so well. He sometimes just makes my day a hell of a lot better. Well, when he doesn't scare the living crap out of me for messing up. He somewhat motivates me, and I think he's just wonderful. He probably would think I'm just a jumpy little girl, but I wouldn't care. Seeing him makes butterflies in my stomach, I guess. My heart beats fast most of the time if I'm around him. Makes me want to give him a big hug."
What I Say About Samin: "I didn't expect her to double as a road hazard when I hired her. So far the only real "interaction" we've had was her almost making me fall flat on my ass. She's jittery, jumpy, and can get on my nerves once in while, but first impressions are only everything about 75% of the time. Who knows. Oh, and I'm not an idiot. Anyone can see she's got the hots for me. She's not as curvy as I usually like them, and I'm old enough to be her father, but this could be interesting. Let's just hope it's not Cameron all over again,"
Link to profile:
odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=accepted&action=display&thread=194&page=1

Boxers

[Amber Volakis]

Name: Amber Volakis
But Just Call Me: Amber, Cutthroat Bitch
Pills Popped: Thirty Two
Occupation: Doctor
Also Known As: Anne Dudek
What Amber Says About Me: "Ha. I shouldn't even waste my time talking about the hundreds of reasons why I dislike House. And I'm sure I would use a whole lot of inappropriate words if I tried, so I'll just keep this very simple: I hate him, he hates me, end of story. And okay, he is ridiculously clever. Anyways, so what? He is rude and always bugs everyone, and he underestimated me. He shouldn’t have fired me. Oh no, he really shouldn’t have fired me. I'm not sure how Wilson can be friends with him. Personally, I can't spend thirty seconds in the same room with House anymore."
What I Say About Amber: "There's a reason why I dubbed her 'Cutthroat Bitch'. She's absolutely ruthless and doesn't give a crap about anyone but herself. That's one of the reasons why I fired her. That kind of personality is probably going to get her places anywhere but with me. If you can't accept that you're wrong, it's just going to be a pain in the ass."
Link to profile: odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=relationships&thread=89&page=1

Uhh, the code didn't have a slot for the relationships, so I'll just put them here.
+I Know You'll Thank Me Later=Annoyance
+Can't Get Enough, Pain, I Like It Rough=Rivalry (Bitter)
+Until Morning Comes I'll Forget About Our Life=Mutual Dislike
+So I'll Stay Up All Night With These Bloodshot Eyes=Deep Hatred
+I Hope I Made You See That I'm Gone Forever="Go Get Hit By A Bus" Hatred

[Dr. Gregory House]

Added. Did I really forget to put in a slot? *Slaps self* Wow, I must've been pretty distracted to miss that! Fixed.

[Alex Young]

Name:Alexandria Marie Young
But Just Call Me: Alex
Pills Popped:Thirty Six
Occupation: Board Chairman
Also Known As: Megan Fox
Relationships:
+Let's See How Far We've Come, Let's See How Far We've Come=Respect (House)
+Pale White Like The Skin Stretched Over Your Bones=Sexual Tension (?)
+Trust Me I've Got A Plan=Tolerance
+You're Sick Of Feeling Numb, You're Not The Only One=Distrust (Mutual)
+I Know I Know I Know That You're Wounded=Tension
+I Should Have Thought It Could Be So Much Better=Envy
+The First Time You Screamed At Me, I Should Have Made You Leave=Disgust
+Can't Get Enough, Pain, I Like It Rough=Rivalry (Bitter)
+And In This World Around Me, I'm Glad You Disappeared=Fear Me
+Until Morning Comes I'll Forget About Our Life=Mutual Dislike

What Alex Says About Me:"There are very few men I like. Dr. House is no exception. All those stupid sexual references are annoying and he's far too stubborn for his own good. Or for my good, for that matter. I can't trust him, whatever he does or says it's for his own interest, it seems. Alright, so he's bloody brilliant and just good at this game. That only makes matters worse! Even though he's a cripple I'm still afraid of him. Well, I suppose as long as I can have the upper hand everything will work out in my favor. And that's what matters."
What I Say About [Name]:(I'll Do This.)
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[b]Name:[/b][size=1]Alexandria Marie Young[/size]
[b]But Just Call Me:[/b] Alex
[b]Pills Popped:[/b][size=1]Thirty Six[/size]
[b]Occupation:[/b] [size=1]Board Chairman[/size]
[b]Also Known As:[/b] [size=1]Megan Fox[/size]
[b]Relationships:[/b]
[size=1]+Let's See How Far We've Come, Let's See How Far We've Come[color=Teal]=Respect (House)[/color]
+Pale White Like The Skin Stretched Over Your Bones[color=Maroon]=Sexual Tension[/color] (?)
+Trust Me I've Got A Plan[color=Brown]=Tolerance[/color]
+You're Sick Of Feeling Numb, You're Not The Only One[color=Brown]=Distrust (Mutual)[/color]
+I Know I Know I Know That You're Wounded[color=Brown]=Tension[/color]
+I Should Have Thought It Could Be So Much Better[color=Brown]=Envy[/color]
+The First Time You Screamed At Me, I Should Have Made You Leave[color=Brown]=Disgust[/color]
+Can't Get Enough, Pain, I Like It Rough[color=Brown]=Rivalry (Bitter)[/color]
+And In This World Around Me, I'm Glad You Disappeared[color=Brown]=Fear Me[/color]
+Until Morning Comes I'll Forget About Our Life[color=Brown]=Mutual Dislike[/color]
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[b]What Alex Says About Me:[/b][size=1]"There are very few men I like. Dr. House is no exception. All those stupid sexual references are annoying and he's far too stubborn for his own good. Or for [i]my[/i] good, for that matter. I can't trust him, whatever he does or says it's for his own interest, it seems. Alright, so he's bloody brilliant and just good at this game. That only makes matters worse! Even though he's a cripple I'm still afraid of him. Well, I suppose as long as I can have the upper hand everything will work out in my favor. And that's what matters."[/size]
[b]What I Say About [Name]:[/b][size=1](I'll Do This.)[/size]
[b]Link to profile:[/b][size=1]http://odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=accepted&action=display&thread=62[/size]


i'll have alex's plotpage up this week, prolly. ^^;; and if you dun like any of the relations feel free to scrap, i won't mind. =3

[Nikole Ross]

Name:Nikole Mae Ross
But Just Call Me: Nik
Pills Popped:Twenty
Occupation:Patient
Also Known As:Michelle Trachtenberg
Relationships:+Started Staring At The Passengers And Waving Goodbye=Acquaintance
+Trust Me I've Got A Plan=Tolerance
+I Know You'll Thank Me Later=Annoyance
+You Change Your Mind Like A Girl Changes Clothes=Other (Unsure of)
What Nik Says About Me:"I...don't know. Odd response to an opinion, right? Though I'm sure Dr. House has that affect on others. On the one hand every time he says something I want to hit him. Or beat him with his own cane, which ever is more amusing. On the other he's trying to save my life. Kind of. So I should not not like him? At least he's interesting, I'll give them that. Probably on purpose, but still interesting. People normally don't surprise me much any more. He does. That's more than anyone can say."
What I Say About Nik:"Somehow, she managed to change my opinion of her at least three times within five minutes. That may actually be a record. She went from annoying drug-fiend, to just annoying, to an interesting case. It's about as interesting as clinic duty gets. At least I can thank her for keeping me away from some idiot teen trying to get some birth control behind their parents' backs. Still, it'd make diagnosing her a hell of a lot easier if she'd just shut up and go along with everything."
Link to profile:odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=accepted&action=display&thread=21




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[b]Name:[/b][size=1]Nikole Mae Ross[/size]
[b]But Just Call Me:[/b] Nik
[b]Pills Popped:[/b][size=1]Twenty[/size]
[b]Occupation:[/b][size=1]Patient[/size]
[b]Also Known As:[/b][size=1]Michelle Trachtenberg[/size]
[b]Relationships:[/b][size=1]+Started Staring At The Passengers And Waving Goodbye[color=Teal]=Acquaintance[/color]
+Trust Me I've Got A Plan[color=Brown]=Tolerance[/color]
+I Know You'll Thank Me Later[color=Brown]=Annoyance[/color]
+You Change Your Mind Like A Girl Changes Clothes[color=Green]=Other (Unsure of)[/color][/size]
[b]What Nik Says About Me:[/b][size=1]"I...don't know. Odd response to an opinion, right? Though I'm sure Dr. House has that affect on others. On the one hand every time he says something I want to hit him. Or beat him with his own cane, which ever is more amusing. On the other he's trying to save my life. Kind of. So I should not not like him? At least he's interesting, I'll give them that. Probably on purpose, but still interesting. People normally don't surprise me much any more. He does. That's more than anyone can say."[/size]
[b]What I Say About Nik:[/b][size=1]"Somehow, she managed to change my opinion of her at least three times within five minutes. That may actually be a record. She went from annoying drug-fiend, to just annoying, to an interesting case. It's about as interesting as clinic duty gets. At least I can thank her for keeping me away from some idiot teen trying to get some birth control behind their parents' backs. Still, it'd make diagnosing her a hell of a lot easier if she'd just shut up and go along with everything."[/size]
[b]Link to profile:[/b][size=1]http://odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=accepted&action=display&thread=21[/size]

[Dr. Samin Edogawa]

Name: Samin Edogawa
But Just Call Me: Sami, Klutz, Edogawa, idiot
Pills Popped: 25
Occupation: Doctor
Also Known As: Unknown Stock person
Relationships:
+You Are The Second Hand Smoke=Lust
+Pale White Like The Skin Stretched Over Your Bones=Sexual Tension
+Holding Onto Yourself The Best You Can=Just For Sex
+You Are The Smell Before Rain=Possible Relationship
+I'll Grow Old, Start Acting My Age=Crush On You
+Every Picture You Paint, I Will Paint Myself Out=Denial
What Samin Says About Me:"I don't know what I like about Dr. House. Maybe his sense of humor? He's just so brilliant, handles the cases so well. He sometimes just makes my day a hell of a lot better. Well, when he doesn't scare the living crap out of me for messing up. He somewhat motivates me, and I think he's just wonderful. He probably would think I'm just a jumpy little girl, but I wouldn't care. Seeing him makes butterflies in my stomach, I guess. My heart beats fast most of the time if I'm around him. Makes me want to give him a big hug."
What I Say About [Name]:(I'll Do This.)
Link to profile:
odhrp.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=accepted&action=display&thread=194&page=1

[Dr. Gregory House]

Updated. Oh, and Samin, I changed the "Crush on You" to "Crush on Me". Don't worry though. I found it pretty confusing myself when I was setting the thing up. XP

[Dr. Samin Edogawa]

Oh, my bad xD I didn't know how it worked XD